In the maid's room, by Hagen Engler

How to be white when you're no longer the centre of attention? When you no longer even matter? How to be white when eveyone's patience runs out?

These existential questions are addressed in Engler's third novel, a satire. Crucial learnings are how to buy wee, how to handle a "brown mouse" and how not to rhyme 16 bars about wanking.