Is It Just Me or Is Everything Kak GPT?, by Tim Richman

Ten years in which the machines have learnt to think and the humans stopped bothering. We're now living in a time of Al, Al bubbles, AJ psychosis, Al slop, Covid amnesia, Linkedin humblebrags, TikTok, "thoughts and prayers", paper straws and robots that run faster than Usain Bolt... And that's not to mention the Big Tech bozos taking over our lives, from Altman to Zuckerberg and our very own unearthly Elon. Throw in our proudly South African kak - Afrikaner refugees, Fikile for president and the impending NHI - and we have to ask: How do we cope with the extreme chaos? How do we "hold space" amid the madness? By whingeing. Obviously. Welcome to KakGPT. This is your whinger's guide.